A TAXI PASSENGER TAPPED THE DRIVER ON SHOULDER TO ASK HIM A QUESTION.
THE DRIVER SCREAMED LOST CONTROL, AND STOPPED INCHES FROM SHOP WINDOW.
THE DRIVER SHOUTED," YOU SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME!"
THE PASSENGER APOLOGIZED AND SAID, " I DID NOT REALIZED A LITTLE TAP WOULD SCARE YOU SO MUCH".
THE DRIVER REPLIED, " SORRY, ACTUALLY TODAY IS MY FIRST DAY AS A CAB DRIVER,
I WAS A FUNERAL CAR DRIVER FOR LAST 25 YEARS.